February 2012
I don't understand why people get offended when I... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
I thought this was My Food?
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
*ordering in Jollibee*
Me: Hi, what are your sundae flavors?
Girl: Chocolate, caramel and strawberry.
Me: Okay, can I order caramel?
Girl: Sorry, caramel is unavailable.
Me: ....
When I try to get off the internet
this always happens:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
“Some people are little Chernobyls, shimmering with silent, spreading poison: get...”
– The Likeness by Tana French (via thebookishdark)
“All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have...”
– William Shakespeare, As You Like It (via thegirlandherbooks)
That awkward moment when you guess part of the...
How long do animals live? →
the-absolute-best-posts:
“There are books so alive that you’re always afraid that while you weren’t...”
– Marina Tsvetaeva (via ilovereadingandwriting)
“A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.”
– George Meredith (via amandaonwriting)
gossipgran:
don’t do drugs……………………….without me
“I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side Of Paradise (via narcosis)
“Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.”
– English Proverb (via thinspire-me-thin)